Seriously, I’m loving this final season of LOST. So far I watch each episode a few times during the week, fill in notes in my LOST journal, and am really enjoying how the show is coming to a close. That being said I have a few key problems, mostly some big plot holes.
For example, S2e23 it takes them (Who are you talking about? I can’t remember that far back. It seems like so long ago. It was Sayid, Jin, and Sun, I thought you said you watched the show) all day to sail (Wait, what boat? I don’t remember a boat? Desmond’s boat, idiot, keep up) around the island and finally see the statue ( I think I remember a statue, is that what the others are? Statues? I’m going to try to ignore you now). Now it’s a day’s walk? I guess all that time traveling (Who said anything about time travel? Are you kidding me!? Did you not watch the last two seasons?! Well, I’ve been really busy, and I don’t have netflix. What do you mean you don’t have netflix!? It’s like $8 a month! I’ve been really busy at work, and I’m trying to meet new people. Besides, TV’s no good anymore. Shut your mouth right now!) makes caring a body (Who’s body? Did someone die? Ugggh) across an island a lot easier. Come On Brian k. Vaughan* (Is that Vince Vaughan’s brother? Why are you even here? Who invited you? Oh, someone’s a little touchy. Looks like someone needs a new diaper! What the hell are you talking about!? ) you gotta be better than that! People are watching the show for a reason! And it’s not cause they loved the ending to ‘Y the Last Man’ cause anyone, and I mean Anyone, who says that is a frackin’ ( That’s what they say on that show you watch, what’s it called, BattleStar Gamorah? Right? Sure sure. Battlestar Gamorah, whatever, just go die) liar!
*Turns out Vaughan isn’t writing episodes anymore, so my whole rants seems deflated.
